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William o’ the Burg

Recently, it seems most of the people I meet who went to liberal arts schools now live, want to live, and aspire to do crack off of toilet seats while reading Kafka in Williamsburg. These hipster-in-denial schools include Wesleyan, Vassar, and (of course) Bard.

Many Williamsburg residents probably are not aware that the area is one of the most toxic places to live in the country. Whoops! So, not only do they get to be freaks, now they can be genetically mutated, too.

We now regale you with the Bard library, whose 4th floor is in contest with the Blum practice rooms for the best public place to passionately ravage your lover, goat, or genetic mutant from Williamsburg.

Library o’ Bard

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